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Owner-Operators in the Oldest Business Successfully Adapt to AI

The oldest business has long been a first adopter of technologies. Now the industry’s very history of adaptation has left it at risk of losing out to the seductions of AI.

Facebook’s Self-Driving Car is Amazing

Facebook has completed the development of a long anticipated self-driving car.

European Space Agency Planning Quite Unusually Big Interstellar Telescope

My dad knew that after the Pentium, Intel would have to go with the next obvious Greek number – the Sexium. I’ve been living with the consequences ever since.

Israeli Startup Offers New Disruptive Marketing System

“BASICALLY, WE HELP YOU MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMER’S LIVES A LIVING HELL UNTIL THEY AGREE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT!”

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company

“When it comes to games, people often forget about smell. ECG is about to fix that.”

AI Restrictions Threaten Financial Fraud Industry

AI restrictions threaten countries’ ability to produce an entire ecosystem of realistic-seeming economic data in just minutes.

Aliens Threaten to Destroy Earth Because of AI

AI is basically the Athletes Foot of the universe – it’s damned uncomfortable and it’s really annoying to eradicate.

New AI Rescues Readers from AI-Generated Blather

I was reading LinkedIn on the can one day and I found myself wondering just how much of my feed was AI-generated regurgitated pap created by so-called ‘content creators’

To Investors, Manure Company Smells Like Roses

I approach the trailer cautiously. Although I’m expected, people have been known to get shot knocking on the wrong doors in these parts. But there is to be no unfriendly greeting today. Instead, before I even reach the door, a big man with happily bobbing jowls opens the door and steps outside.

“Well, hi there!” he says, “Y’all must be the reporters from FSJNews.”

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