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European Space Agency Planning Quite Unusually Big Interstellar Telescope

My dad knew that after the Pentium, Intel would have to go with the next obvious Greek number – the Sexium. I’ve been living with the consequences ever since.

Central Banks Caught Playing Interest Rate Roulette

U.S. Fed caught demonstrating how they determine fiscal policy using interest rate roulette…

Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”

Ellen Furgess (a pseudonym) is a supplier satisfaction auditor who works for the U.S. Department of Defense. Her job is largely pointless. For 23 years, Ellen has conducted surveys of various aerospace and defense companies involved in government procurement. She…

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