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Hollywood Writers Jealous of AI Prompts

While higher wages and better working conditions have topped the list of public demands, in private writers had another overarching concern.

Established Authors Sue First-Timers

I received a threatening letter from the Author’s Union that perfectly mimics the letter written to the AI companies…

Owner-Operators in the Oldest Business Successfully Adapt to AI

The oldest business has long been a first adopter of technologies. Now the industry’s very history of adaptation has left it at risk of losing out to the seductions of AI.

Massive Secret Sponsorships Behind Granny X Games

The combination of eXtreme sports, reduced reaction times, poorer vestibular systems and frailer bodies will make for must see TV

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company

“When it comes to games, people often forget about smell. ECG is about to fix that.”

Man Loses Family, Job, after 25,000 Work-Life Balance Posts

Edward Nox discovers that you can take a fascination with work-life balance just a little too far.

Internet Users in Fear of Powerful Monetization Virusmone

Internet users are struck by a mysterious monetization virus. F$JNews investigates.

Simplistic Social Media Puts Intern to Sleep

Man marketing to CMOs discovers they specialize in extremely boring and simplistic social media posts.

Business Bankrupted Nanoseconds after Unlocking Synergies

June 14, 2023 – Analysts were shocked by the sudden bankruptcy declaration of Occidental-MIU Ltd. only nanoseconds after the much-heralded merger of the 183-year-old Occidental News Corp and the 3-month-old MIU Ltd. Over the intervening weeks, we at F$JNews have…

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