To Investors, Manure Company Smells Like Roses

I approach the trailer cautiously. Although I’m expected, people have been known to get shot knocking on the wrong doors in these parts. But there is to be no unfriendly greeting today. Instead, before I even reach the door, a big man with happily bobbing jowls opens the door and steps outside.

“Well, hi there!” he says, “Y’all must be the reporters from FSJNews.”