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Pure Content in the Wilderness: A Journey

I visit a small village that has rejected the world of AI.

Owner-Operators in the Oldest Business Successfully Adapt to AI

The oldest business has long been a first adopter of technologies. Now the industry’s very history of adaptation has left it at risk of losing out to the seductions of AI.

European Space Agency Planning Quite Unusually Big Interstellar Telescope

My dad knew that after the Pentium, Intel would have to go with the next obvious Greek number – the Sexium. I’ve been living with the consequences ever since.

Israeli Startup Offers New Disruptive Marketing System

“BASICALLY, WE HELP YOU MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMER’S LIVES A LIVING HELL UNTIL THEY AGREE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT!”

Central Banks Caught Playing Interest Rate Roulette

U.S. Fed caught demonstrating how they determine fiscal policy using interest rate roulette…

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company

“When it comes to games, people often forget about smell. ECG is about to fix that.”

Madison Madison Madison Madison

Madison Consulting has decided that all their marketing copy should just repeat their name again and again

Alien Offers Exclusive Course in Intergalactic Accounting

Famed Betelgeusian accounting and finance specialist Mr. BeeBooBee has decided to offer its intergalactically famous Intergalactic Accounting & Finance 101 course to mere Earthlings.

Liam Johnson, Age 3, New CEO of Bendi Co.

The business world was shocked today when Liam Johnson, an otherwise unknown 3-year-old was promoted to the role of CEO.

New AI Rescues Readers from AI-Generated Blather

I was reading LinkedIn on the can one day and I found myself wondering just how much of my feed was AI-generated regurgitated pap created by so-called ‘content creators’

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